Recently I visited newhome.gifts and thought to myself what a brilliant idea to write about housewarming gifts. That’s why today, I’m sitting in my living room sipping in a hot espresso and typing this blog post. To me, housewarming gifts for newlywedded couple act as a connection between them. Which is why you should gift recently married couple with something memorable. A wedding gift does not have to be necessarily useful; it can just be a funny reminder of the day they vowed to spend the rest of their lives together. The secret to choosing a funny wedding gift for their new home is to go for one that is tasteful and suitable to the personalities of the newlyweds. The most bizarre gifts end up being the ones which are remembered most after the wedding.
Recently married couple have a lot happening for them from wedding plans to honeymoon to settling down in their new home. Your gift can be a relief to them, especially when it is a hilarious one. There is also the pressure and responsibility to pay mortgages and have a home, which means that the couple probably has a lot on their plate. Weddings can also be very costly, which can leave the couple with little money to spare after they have gone out of their way to organize a lavish wedding for their guests. Gifting newlyweds with ordinary gifts and cash is also okay, but if you want your gift to be memorable and to leave a mark on that particular day, why not be extraordinary?
39 funny housewarming gifts for newlywed’s first home
1- I Love His Beard and Butt Couples Funny Mug
This is an appropriate gift for both the bride and the groom. When they open your gift up and see the engraving on it, it is definite that they will both smile or laugh. This hilarious set of coffee mug is a perfect funny gift, especially if the bride and groom are coffee hounds. It can act as a conversation starter in dull mornings, and the couple will definitely remember you when they use these mugs. The gift is top quality making it very long-lasting, and it is also safe to use with the dishwasher and microwave. The packaging of this gift is also very thoughtful for presentation to the special couple. The gift is also quite affordable, and it will not strain your pocket in any way.
2- Mr and Mrs Right Always Right Novelty wine glass and beer glass combo
This gift guarantees at least a smile on the bride’s face if not on both the bride and the groom. The beer pint glass and wine glass are a perfect wedding gift. The gift serves as a way to brighten up their day, especially the “Mrs Always Right” and they are fantastic for an ice-cold drink for when the couple is relaxing outdoors. The gift serves as a humorous gesture to the couple from you, and it also serves a very practical purpose in the home of your newlywed friends. This gift is perfect because it is also very cost-effective, and it won’t cause any financial strain to you. It is also very possible that the couple will enjoy some wine when on their honeymoon, which makes this gift appropriate as well.
3- Newlyweds instruction manual
This gift is perfect, especially if your friend has not been so lucky with women during his single years. It is an ideal way to make fun of him and still give him a lasting memory to laugh about on that day and in future. The gift is not necessarily perfect for the bride, but if she has a good sense of humor, it will give a perfect gag to them both. The manual contains some essential, mostly funny information and troubleshooting tips; as well as advice for the initial years of marriage. It has a compilation of entertaining information about being the bride’s support, smooching advice, commitment and about dealing with your mother-in-law. It is also a perfect gift for a couple who in your opinion, may have everything.
4- Juvale Novelty Ring for Kiss Desk Bell
This is a perfect funny housewarming gift for newlyweds. This gift is appropriate because, in addition to being a gag gift, it serves a perfect purpose of annoying your significant other. Whenever the couple is at loggerheads, the bell can be used to spark a conversation, and ultimately the two find a way to resolve their differences. The “Ring for Kiss” engraving on the bell makes it a perfect gift for a wedding or wedding anniversary and as it is lightweight, it can easily be moved between rooms. The bell is also appropriate for an intimate date, and it is an appropriate conversation starter for couples with a good sense of humor. In fact, this is an excellent gift for any home owner too. I, myself has one of this ring for kiss ice cream bell that we bought from Siem Reap Cambodia. Until now, every time we ring it, our boys will run toward us and give us a big kiss. It definitely worth it.
5- Just Married Mad Libs
If you want to wow your friends on their wedding day, these adult mad libs are the perfect way to do so. They feature several hilarious stories revolving around being newlywed. Mad Libs are generally very funny, and when customized to fit newlyweds, they make the perfect funny gift for them. They serve as a potentially funny supplementary gift and are definitely are memorable. The Just Married Mad Libs can be used by your wedded friends to play on the plane on the way to their honeymoon, or when camping. It is a funny and simple gift to make the wedding pressure and anxiety at least bearable, especially if your friends loved mad libs as kids.
6- The Groom’s Instruction Manual
A funny gift is one that sparks joy or laughter to the couple it’s intended for. If the bride finds the Newlyweds instruction manual a bit condescending, the Groom’s Instruction manual can take some of the edge off. This manual redirects the joke and the criticism to the groom’s aloofness rather than to both the bride and groom. You can make it a little enjoyable by putting an envelope with cash inside the book, probably in the final chapter. This way, you will know if and when the groom read the book. The chapters in the book have information about surviving and maybe enjoying the most bewildering ceremony known to man, his wedding, making it a perfect funny gift for your friends.
7- Marble Coasters for Drinks
These marble coasters go perfectly with the funny mugs. It is not common for people to get coasters as gifts for their friends, as they are a very underrated gift, but when they are of high quality, they make an excellent gift for housewarming. Marble coasters are elegant and funny and a great way to make your mark in the home of your newlywed friends. These coasters have an immediate yet funny quote on top and serve their purpose well. They are made of very good quality which makes them perfect for long term use and they are absorbent to handle any form of spillage. The marble coasters can be used in their new home when serving coffee, tea, beer, wine or even whiskey to guests and in case there is a spillage, the marble and the message inscribed on it don’t get damaged.
8- My Drunk Kitchen: A Guide to Eating, Drinking, and Going with Your Gut
A cookbook is a great housewarming gift for your friends. Newlyweds spend a lot of time in the kitchen together which is why this funny cookbook is a perfect gift for them. It is a perfect gift for people who love to cook and drink, and that’s basically everyone. The book has cooking tips, drink recommendations, as well as never-seen-before recipes suitable for barbeques and small get-togethers. To make the gift more hilarious, you can pair it up with another Hannah Maud Hart’s book which is also hilarious and make your friends have fun in the kitchen and remember you for it.
9- Oh, Susannah Tonight Not Tonight Pillow Covers
These pillowcases are appropriate gifts for generally any occasion, and your friend’s wedding is no exception. The Tonight, Not Tonight Reversible throw pillowcases are a hilarious gift to give to newlyweds, and they will add a few laughs in their bedroom. The pillowcase is very durable and safe to wash in the machine, and it allows quick drying. The Tonight / Not Tonight inscription on either side of the pillowcase makes this a very thoughtful gift as it will enable the couple to communicate without using words. This gift is specifically appropriate for the bride, as it is known that women are the most affected when it comes communicating, especially when they are upset. The pillowcases make up for those days when the couple has a misunderstanding, or when words cannot express their feelings towards each other. The side is written “Tonight” can be put up if the mood is a happy and folly one and the “Not Tonight” side on a day when there is a bad mood in the bedroom.
10- Doorbell broken Yell Ding Dong! Really Loud Doormat
This is a hilarious housewarming gift for newlyweds. As they begin the next chapter of their lives together, they will need a doormat for their house. This doormat says goofy and funny and is a good way to bring some laughter in the house. This doormat is made to look like a bathroom scale and it is made of good quality material.
11- Trump-Scented Candle
A scented candle is a perfect housewarming gift for recently married couple and this handmade candle qualifies for a funny gift. This funny orange candle can be gifted to newlyweds especially if they are fans of Donald Trump. You can add to the fun by pairing the candle with a funny Vladimir Putin Candle and your newly wedded friends will definitely love it.
12- Vladimir Putin-Scented Candle
Like the trump scented candle, this is the version of Vladimir putin. It is worth buying both the Trump and the Vladimir scented candle. Spice up any new home or old home the next time you visit your friends.
13- It’s good to be home wall mounted keyholder
Wall mounted keyholder is a necessity for any home. How about getting this funny keyholder for your friends who can use it to keep their keys in order? Home is everyone’s sanctuary and the wording here is simply awesome and so peaceful. It is also an ideal gift for an elderly couple.
14- Lobster Claws Pot Holder
The first time I see this lobster claws pot holder, I laugh so loud that my wife came running and ask! Just look at these two claws, aren’t they adorable? It has a shape of a red lobster claw which make a perfect gift idea for new home owner. This would be an ideal items the next time I visit Singapore’s Seafood paradise. Have you ever been there?
15- Funny farting piggy bank
This farting piggy bank is not meant for serious money saving time. Instead, it is a super hilarious gift anyone (not just recently married couple). Simply drop in coins to hear the farting sound. This can be considered as a perfect white elephant gift.
16- Toilet Bowl Night Light with Motion Detection
I own this type of light night at home. It is not just funny to walk into my bathroom every night seeing glowing pink color, it is also very practical. In other words, I no longer need to turn on the light or risk peeing outside the toilet bowl. Before buying this toilet bowl night light, my wife kept on complaining of the smell each morning as I do sometime pee outside the bowl and onto the floor (oops, my bad).
17- Urinal Shot Glasses
You need to see this funny urinal shot glasses! In Asia, we use ceramic spoon to fill a whisky shot. That way, everyone has a fair amount of whisky. Now in America, we have this urinal shot glasses. This can be also considered as a perfect white elephant gift. This is sold on Amazon as a set of 2 glasses with capacity of 1.5 ounce each.
18- The Original Toilet Mug
Yet another hilarious coffee mug in the shape of white ceramic toilet. This is a good gift for those who like theme related décor for their home. Only you would know your friends better than anyone else. Hence, if your friends are into collecting mugs, then getting him this funny mug is highly recommended.
19- Amusing Stemless 15 oz Wine Glass
These wine glasses are amusing with its words printed on one side using permanent glass inks. It features a 15 oz capacity and they are perfectly fit into any person’s hand. Wine glass are fun and cheap gift ideas to buy for any home owner. Glasses can be broken and hence you won’t be worried if other people may have bought something similar. The more the merrier!
20- Cabin Log Coaster Set for Drinks
This is a modern home decor accent. With these coaster, expect no more stain and damages to your friend’s furniture. This cabin log coaster set comes with cabin log shaped holder. It holds up to 5 coasters – see image below.
21- Raining Cats & Dogs bathroom rug
I’ve never thought I would need to mention this. But here I am, this toilet mat is hilarious and is functional as well. It features a raining cats and dogs image. It is suitable for both cat lover and dog lovers. Made from 100% polyester fiber, these funny bathroom rugs are ideal for master bedroom’s bathroom or kids’ bathroom.
22- Cartoon Memory Foam Bathroom Mat
Similar to the raining cats & dogs bathroom rug, this is a memory foam bathroom mat. The manufacturer claims that this mat does not have any odor, non-fading and is eco-friendly. You can either wash by hand or it is washing machine friendly (do not bleach or tumble dry though). On Amazon, there are many different type of cute and funny animal such as cat brushing teeth, bears, ridiculous squirrel, sitting elephant and angry avocado.
23- Funny Handmade White Ceramic Coffee Cup with surprise 3D figurine
Do your friends like coffee or espresso? Oh well, it does not matter as this handmade white ceramic cup can also be used for tea. What is so funny on this coffee mug is it has hidden 3D figurine inside. The figurine can be a cute cat, a tiny cow, a 3D owl or a handsome panda. To me, mug is an ideal gift for any home owner or newlywedded person.
24- Camera Lens Coffee Mug
Yes, this is another amusing coffee mug. After housewarming party, your friend will be surprised and thought it must be a mistake with an expensive camera lens. He then realizes that it is just a normal tea mug. Surprise eh? This mug looks realistic and quite large which can be used as décor accent as well.
25- Giant Connect 4 Outdoor Game
What can better connect two recently married couple closely than this giant connect 4 outdoor game? Nothing is my answer. Simply because this is a large outdoor 4-in-a-row giant game. It is an excellent house warming gift (for those owning a house with garden). This large size connect4 game can be played by a team of friends as well. It helps to connect group of friends in a fun way.
26- Catan board game
My son got this Catan board game as his 10th birthday. Since then, as a family, we have played this every weekend. Soon, my son starts to beat us in this game. The Catan board game rule seems difficult to understand at first but after checking online and read the rule 4 times, we understand better. There are different strategy to use when playing this board game. It is hiliarious and bring laughter to the whole family. If I can recommend one house warming gift without breaking your bank, then I’d suggest Catan Board Game. Go for it!
27- Mr. and Mrs. Smith Wall Mounted Key Holder
Yep, since there will be just two of them in their new built home, then this pair of wall mounted key holder is an excellent and fun gift ideas for them. It features stainless steel in the shape of man and woman (so you won’t get it wrong). What a brilliant and cheap gift ideas for a friend.
28- Magnetic Beer Bottle Holder for Refrigerator
This is an excellent and functional gift ideas for any home owner. One day, a friend of mine joined a birthday party of his friend. He was amazed with the cool gadget that he saws in his friend’s fridge. What he witnessed was a 3 beer bottles hanging from the roof of the fridge. He then told me all about it. I then check on Amazon and found this awesome magnetic beer bottle holder for refrigerator. You need to see for yourself. It is pretty well-done home appliance gift!
29- Our first home keychain
Yes, this is a ridiculously cheap gift and yet very memorable one. Gifting someone does not need to be expensive. It has to be meaningful and beautiful, which this our first home keychain fits the description. made of stainless steel with beautiful designed house image. Come with two keychains: one for him and one for her.
30- Homesick Scented Candle by state
When two person moves together, it is possible that they may have left their hometown behind. This homesick scented candle allows them to reconnect and relief their home sick. The candle itself can burn up to 80 hours. You could order this scented candle with different states mentioned on its cover. A great housewarming gift definitely.
31- Mr Gnome Riding On Giant Turtle
The house has a garden? Then décor for the garden is essential to make it more home like feeling. This Gnome riding on a giant turtle looks hilarious and hence fits the bill of funny housewarming gifts for newlyweds. This gift make a perfect patio entrance and garden décor. Did you know Turtle represents a longevity? Which means you wishes the newlyweds a longevity life together.
32- Gnome couple forever love statue
Gnome is where home is! This is a unique gift for newlyweds as it represents longevity and sweet forever love. Made from cold cast polyresin, hand painted and polished individually, this gnome couple forever love statue measures 6.25″ tall, 4.25″ long and 3.25″ deep approximately. It weighs about 1 pound.
33- LYFE Floating Levitating Plant Pot for Air Plants
This is a unique housewarming gift. You may not find it funny but to me, it is strange and crazy gift item for any home. It uses the levitating science to make this possible. This 12-sided geodesic planter is molded from silicon, making it soft to touch. Watch your plant levitating and rotating in the air bring a smile to your face. You have to see for yourself.
34- Baby Nessie the Loch Ness Monster Tea Infuser
I’ve been giving a few present ideas for coffee lover. That does not means there is nothing for tea lover. Here is a baby nessie the loch ness monster tea infuser. It has cute design in turquoise color. This tea infuser is made by OTOTO who claims that it is resistant to boiling water and is dishwasher safe. Enjoy your tea with this tea infuser.
35- Dabbing Unicorn Wall clock
Wall clock is a necessity for any home. This is a dabbing unicorn unique wall clock which looks amusing. This clock features waterproof painting surface and works on a AA battery (which does not come with this clock if you buy from Amazon). It keeps accurate time and if your friend already have wall clock for their home, this could be an extra one for their children’s bedroom. Wall clock is ideal present for any homeowner, really.
36- Modern Cuckoo Clock with 12 Natural Bird Voices
Anyone who had been to black forest, Germany or has visit Switzerland would know that cuckoo clock is very famous there. In each tourist shop, you will find unique cuckoo clock to buy back as presents to your friends back home. Unlike the traditional cuckoo clock, this is a modern version which comes with 12 natural bird voices. This sleek and contemporary gift item is made by Maia Ming Designs.
37- Useless Box Leave Me Alone Machine
I am sure some of you may have seen similar machine at coffee shop or tea house. For me, I have seen this useless box when I visited a shop in Singapore during 2015 summer holiday in a Starbuck coffee house. It is similar to this leave me alone machine but with a little kitten instead. That kitten would come out from the box whenever I placed a coin as a tip. It was amazing and I thought there must be similar ridiculously funny gift on amazon and there you are: a useless box leave me alone machine that you will never win this machine – take a look at the youtube video on how this machines work.
38- Round Food Tortilla Throw Blanket
If you follow homelilys.com home décor blog regularly, you would know that I am a big fan of round furniture such as round bed and round couch. Here, what is so funny of this round blanket is its tortilla spot shape. It is very soft and comfy for your body. It can be used on a lazy couch or bring on a honeymoon. It can also be considered as a perfect white elephant gift.
39- Cornhole Lawn Game
Do your recently married fiends have a large backyard in their first home? Then consider get this large size cornhole lawn game set for them. It is so fun to play in a group, but it doesn’t mean you can’t get them this gift set, right? It is an unusual and fun present to give to anyone you care. Because normally, no one would really think of buying such a large lawn game for friends or family. For that reason, I’m pretty sure that your gift will stand out among the crowd.
Final thought of funny house warming gifts
The purpose of funny housewarming gifts for newlyweds is to bring some happiness to the couple and to make the day a memorable one. Getting ordinary gifts for newlyweds for their new home is so basic, so why not go the extra mile with a funny gift? The best thing about gifting your friends is that they will always remember you when they use what you got them, and if your gift is not an ordinary one, you will leave a mark as they begin their marriage journey.
10 Bonus hilarious housewarming presents for first home
I am not going to leave you with just 39 amusing presents for first home. Instead, below are 10 extra hilarious first home’s presents that you can buy from Amazon.
- BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY - We’re pretty sure boring will NOT be one word used to describe your house when you entertain with these coasters. It’s a hilarious way to remind people to keep their drinks off the table and get a few free laughs too!
- BE FANCY AND STUFF - Don’t be that dude that gets water stains on your table tops - get your fancy on with these drink coasters and instantly turn your ‘eh space into a fun, interesting, sophisticated and unique hangout. Be that trendsetter!
- TRIPLE THE FUN - Well, not that...but you do get three different sayings with this set to match the personalities of each of your guests. Why have 1 when you can have 3!
- DON’T BE CHEAP - Don’t look stingy by gifting some random coasters. With this set you will look like the man/woman with this complete gift set of coasters with an included holder! Your friends will be soooo impressed by how much thought you put into their gift.
- YEAH, IT PROTECTS YOUR TABLE TOO - Funny✔ Creative✔ Giftable✔ Makes you super cool✔ Funny Room Decoration ✔ All that and it does in fact protect your table too!
- Running Press Book Publishers
- Hardcover Book
- Tim Federle (Author)
- English (Publication Language)
- 160 Pages - 04/23/2013 (Publication Date) - Running Press Adult (Publisher)
- FUNNY GIFT FOR PERSON WITH SENSE OF HUMOR - If you're looking for a unique present to give to a person with a great sense of humor, don't look any further. With these coasters you'll give the best 2019 gift ever. Humor is appreciated by men and women. So the receiver will always remember this funny and useful gift!
- PERFECT FOR EVERY OCCASION - Everyone who cares about their furniture needs drink coasters. Why use boring blank coasters when you can have a perfect conversation starter and funny set instead, all-in-one! Buy it as white elephant gifts, housewarming, birthday, Christmas 2019, father's day, mother's day, small wedding, gag or hostess 2019 present for a friend or family.
- UNIQUE & SMALL NEW HOMEOWNER PRESENT IDEA - Did you receive an invitation card to a new home or anniversary party? This inappropriate sayings adult gift is among the best 2019 & 2020 gifts! Go party with your guys and girls, decorate the coffee table with this practical personalized prank coaster set and get a beer, wine or vodka!
- ECO-FRIENDLY AND DURABLE BAMBOO - The coasters are made out of 100 percent eco friendly organic bamboo which makes the product long lasting and durable. The text "Don't Fuck Up The Table" is printed with high precision on the bamboo.
- FOUR COASTERS WITH HOLDER - Each set you buy contains 4 coasters and a nice holder to store the coasters. The coasters measure 4 inch by 4 inch which makes them the perfect size for every glass, mug, cup or bottle and only use limited space in a drawer.
- ✅ INEXPENSIVE GIFT IDEAS - The perfect housewarming gift for first home! Each wine tumbler comes packaged in its own individual white gift box ready to be gift wrapped
- ✅ 15 OUNCES - Each new homeowners wine glass has 15 oz capacity and is dishwasher and microwave safe guaranteed
- ✅ MAKES THE PERFECT GIFT- It makes the best housewarming present, the perfect gift for a first time home buyer
- ✅ FIRST HOME GIFTS - Each of our Mother Effing Home-Owner stemless wine glasses is printed on one side using permanent glass inks!
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- Publishing, Little Notebook (Author)
- English (Publication Language)
- 100 Pages - 07/20/2019 (Publication Date) - Independently published (Publisher)
- ★ STRONG ABSORBENT CERAMIC - Coaster upper layer is absorbent ceramic, which absorb ability better than normal Silicone coaster to keep your table dry.
- ★ ANTI WEAR CORK - The back of coaster is cork to prevent table from Scratched and worn. And also provide additional gripping to the land, tightly stick to the desktop, easily handles bumps and drops.
- ★ BEAUTIFUL PRESENTS - Set of 8, Include the metal Holder. These unique coasters can be given as birthday, holiday, Christmas, dirty Santa, or valentines day gifts to men, women, and friends.
- ★ SUITABLE SIZE & EASY TO CLEAN - Coaster diameter 4inch, suitable for all glasses, mug, cup. Easy to clean, more convenient to clean than silicone coaster, just rinse it by water.
- ★ 100% WARRANTY - Your satisfaction is great honor for us, so we guarantee to offer a free replacement or refund if anything goes wrong about the product within 30 days.
- 🌟 PROTECT WHAT MATTERS - Great gift for wine lovers - don't fear drink stains, these drink coasters will keep your tabletops free of cup rings and they won't stick to your glass either.
- 🌟 FUNNY & EXCITING - Funny coasters are a great way to spread joy - get some laughs and share some drinks, isn't that what life is about?
- 🌟 PERFECT HOUSEWARMING GIFT - Drink coasters as unique as your friends, get them a gift that will last. Incredibly durable and brings a smile every time they are used.
- 🌟 EVERYDAY PRACTICAL - Great for all occasions and as gifts for men and women, these drink coasters are absorbent and made to last so you can focus on sharing the moment with friends again and again.
- 🌟 MULTIPURPOSE - Don't settle for other coasters, Zumatico drink coasters are pieces of art and come with a holder that doubles as a wine bottle holder.
- NO MORE BORING GARDEN DECOR - this beautifully hand painted resin cat with tiger stripes and cuteness overload is sure to be the centerpiece of your garden this year and a joy for your friends to find hiding in your Annuals and Perennials
- DON'T WORRY - only eats gnomes. Dogs, mailmen and neighbors are 100% safe. Perfect gifts for gnome lovers or haters, Moms, Dads, Daughters, grandparents. Wonderful housewarming gift.
- HIGH QUALITY - handcrafted and made from durable resin material.
- Big enough to be noticed but small enough to fit on a bookshelf. Perfect size for many locations.
- Guaranteed to make the number of gnomes in your garden greatly decrease.
- Publishers, Blank (Author)
- English (Publication Language)
- 150 Pages - 12/13/2018 (Publication Date) - Independently published (Publisher)
- IDEAL GIFT - Think of all of your friends and family that would love it even more! Perfect house warming gift, gag gift, dirty santa gift, white elephant gift, Christmas gift or birthday gift for anyone with a ‘dirty’ sense of humor.
- THIS IS NO ORDINARY GUESTBOOK - What spices up a home bathroom better than a good book? This beautifully hilarious book will keep each and every guest entertained for hours..or however long it takes.
- 112 HILARIOUS PAGES - Each page includes hilarious checkboxes including ‘favorite name of bathroom’, ‘rate your experience’, ‘how does yours hang’ and ‘check all that apply’. There is even a doodle spot to let guests really surprise you!
- A BOOK YOU WANT TO SHOW OFF - Your loved ones will love the beauty of this hardcover book with its premium cover and ribbon page marker. Each premium sheet with leave you not giving a ‘sheet’ about anything else in the bathroom! Book measures 8.5 x 5.5 inches.
- SATISFACTION GUARANTEED - At Maad Brands, we always provide each customer with a 100% money back guarantee. If you are not happy with your purchase for any reason, we will issue a full refund.
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